A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)
(Flexing about sex)
Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment
by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020
Get the Sex-flex mug.A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020
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They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments
They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments
Reid - “Your beans are so boiled right now my fellow chungus”
Mitchell - “you’re just so meme flexed that you can’t stop saying memes reid ”
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Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
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