fingering

When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.

Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*

by Jackie T April 11, 2008

fingering yourself

Simply placing your finger inside your vaginal area or the hole of the butt and thrusting it until reached pleasurable climax

WERE YOU FINGERING YOURSELF ALL OVER MY BED????

by getyourown June 24, 2014

Fingering

An act that started when a man in bed with a woman, reached down to adjust his condom

Fingering is related to fisting, forking, and footsies.

by Cheesy and dangerous. November 17, 2014

sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 2, 2007

Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

by Breckul July 19, 2009

Fire Fighting

The Best thing in the world that gives you a rush. Hearing that pager go off, you have to rush off to the station and Get on your Turnout gear. And then find a Seat on a rig.

Then Its time to Enter the building, and Tame the wild beast within.

Girl: Whats the Number one thing you like to do?
Guy: Other than being with you?
Guy: Oh, that would be Fire Fighting.

by The Responder August 11, 2008

filleting tuna

When a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female

Jack just took Mary home and is currently filleting tuna in his bedroom

by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011