Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass

I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen

by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023

Failure

Steven He

Steven He is a failure

by Steven He is a failure May 17, 2021

Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024

Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

by XxHipxX December 9, 2019

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

Failure

Failure isn't meant to be fun, but then success isn't really fun either.

Any time somebody uber competitive is around, neither failure nor success willbe particularly enjoyable, which really defeats the point of it all.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022