fucktard

n. 1) A retarded person who thinks they're normal, but in fact are just getting either literally or mind-fucked on a daily basis by people who would otherwise be normal, however since they've fucked a retard, they automatically become their own fucktard.
2) A person so retarded they are only worth gang-bang fucking like the slab of meat they are.

Pish-posh, little johnnie drove his moped off a bridge because nobody liked his shitty sense of humor, now that's a dead fucktard!

by Nguyen October 4, 2003

Fucktard

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

I was looking for the Webster definition of "fucktard", and I opened the book at Rudy Giuliani's photograph.

by PaulNYC January 6, 2008

fucktard

someone annoying rude or disruptive, an idiot

Why do you have to be such a fucktard?

by Rachel September 14, 2003

Fucktard

Noun: Andrew Zuerner of Illinois.

Man of genius...NOT.
Synonym: Ass Wipe, Bottom of the food chain.

Every family has a Fucktard in it and Andrew is the one in the Zuerner family.

by Downtown Pipster June 14, 2014

fucktard

A male in his mid-20's that has mannerisms and vocabularly similar to Kelso from That 70's Show.

Why is that guy that works in the mall so fucktarded?

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006

fucktard

A fucking tard.

Hello Mr. retarded person you are a fucking tard.

by And, rew September 29, 2003

fucktard

fucking annoying internet kliche-word spreading wider and making more damage than ayb and ackbar combined. Spawn of lousy sites as fark.com and its ilk. A simple and pure sign of associations with the lowest of internet humor. Burn it with fire.

lol fucktard france surrenders lol

by eple September 10, 2003