Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

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Fix

A need for another round of drugs

Drug Dealer: Im not giving you anymore drugs bro stop knocking on my door
Crackhead: I need my fix ! 7 o clock, on the dot, i need a crack rock !!

by KreepHeart June 13, 2022

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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.

I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!

by Little moose August 16, 2020

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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020

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Caps Lock Fix

A obscure combination of keys that programming IDE's use for debugging. This typically consists of pressing caps lock, escape 3 times and then caps lock again.

Guy1: "Aw man my code won't work!"
Guy2: "Have you tried the Caps Lock Fix?"

by BarneyTh3D1no December 10, 2024

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