biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

by thepearce December 29, 2008

fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

Fido Dido

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

fidelium

a real savage mad cunt who wouldn't think twice about launching gatling armcannon attacks if it stood between himself and even the slightest amount of LULZ.

fidelium: GIVE ME THE LULZ
gay cunts: let me finish eating my push pop ...
fidelium: ROBOCOP ATTACK (gay cunts die at this point in the example)

by teller of simple truths February 26, 2008

fiduciary

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

fidel castro

Much like the Abe Lincoln, this move involves blowing your load on a girl's face and then accessorizing her face with someone else's rotten pubes, thus creating a Fidel Castro like beard.

Monty was angry his woman would not take it in the pooper, so he gave her the Fidel Castro with his friend Dave's pubes, which were rife with crabs.

by R. Cogwell December 1, 2006

Fiduck

To fuck in a way that is playful and shameless. One who "fiducks" could be shootin' the shit with others or simply humping someone's brains out. Fiduck is also typically used by psuedo Canadians to express disbelief, confusion, or malcontent as seen in the first example.

1. "Fiduckin' eh!"
2. "You are a fiducking tool!"
3. "I got fiducked last night"
4. "You are one messed up mother fiducker"

yeah... you can pretty much make up anything you fiduckin like...

by dan/mike December 24, 2005