dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.

Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.

by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.

“Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”

by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022

tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.

D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.

-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*

by BOI399 April 4, 2018

White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.

Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.

by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010