makes even a real man cry 

Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).

When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.

makes even a real man cry by Paetar October 7, 2010

don't even trip

Don't act like you don't understand.

Don't think for a minute that I'm going to believe you don't know the truth about the situation.

Girl, don't even trip. That man is not going to call you.

No, you can't use my credit card. Don't even trip.

don't even trip by Pam November 30, 2003

I'm not even mad... 

A phrase, often used in sarcasm, depicting the attitude of the user toward a topic. Proper use results in an unclear message of the user's true feelings on the matter.

You left me hanging at the club. I'm not even mad...; I can't believe you hooked up with her. I'm not even mad...; I just missed my flight. I'm not even mad...

I'm not even mad... by PartyPaul June 30, 2007

not even lying 

I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.

"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."

not even lying by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009

i dont even wanna work 

When one refuses to complete the given task assigned to him/her by the authorative figure. Often in school.

Jordan: "I don't even wanna work..."
A.J.: "I don't know, what would I say?"
Brendan: "You're a titmouse."

i dont even wanna work by Brendan Cook May 21, 2004

Transit Even Point 

If it is worked out the time it takes to go somewhere via transit, such as by bus, taxi, car, train, horse (and etc) and this calculation includes all the extras or parking, traffic, waiting for the bus, waiting for a taxi, saddling the horse (& etc) compared to just walking there, and the time it would take to have just walked there is actually quicker, then you have not broken the transit even point.

This concept is borrowed from business where return on investment is described as a break even point where return surpasses cost.

Transit Even Point was inspired by inner city living, where walking can be quicker than transit.

You know, it would have been quicker to just walk, this waiting around does not meet the Transit Even Point!

Transit Even Point by AlganonAU January 3, 2011

Not even in the butt 

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

Not even in the butt by Swambat April 23, 2014