Eric

He’s a fucking pussy who fucks your hoe with you in the room. He loves a girl named mattie

Eric is a bitch

by JJG04 January 18, 2020

Eric

The most perfect human, periodt.

Victoria is in love with Eric. Be like Victoria.

by why are all of these taken January 31, 2020

Eric

A person with the 1 millimeter coxk that when he has sex they don't feel shit

Yo that night Eric is a small dick holder

by Thicknigga123 March 19, 2022

Eric

He will die if he doesn’t get dm’d nudies. A sex god, king of man. Hilarious beyond mortal knowledge. Fruitful and inspiring in his tweets and tones. Please before he dies send nudies. Believed to be the first person to make a “handsome Squidward” joke. Often misunderstood, always ignored in groupchats. Been known to ravage the frontal lobes of imagination. Rambler and exploiter of words often used incorrectly. Please send him your nudies in his dms before he dies.

Eric will die! Dm him now!

by Ih8thiskid January 30, 2020

Eric

A useless afterthought. What remains after an abortion.

Can someone wipe the eric off the bathroom floor please?

by zktrlkm December 4, 2019

eric

son of a German immigrant

eric eric

by nassaon3familyon6 May 15, 2019

Eric

This is a hard one. To get clue four you gotta be real funny bro.

What kind of bees make milk?

Man, look at those milkshakes

I know right, lucky Eric

by ACoolPiglet December 22, 2018