software engineering

Software engineering is the application of science
to consistently produce software based systems
that are acceptable against the needed criteria
(reliability, maintainability, security, safety,
efficiency, usability) in a cost effective way.

I am a software engineer.

by Matt Sharpe February 5, 2004

Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.

Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.

by DNA25 September 26, 2018

mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)

They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!

by weazulitis October 20, 2006

steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

by waffle October 13, 2003

Aeronautical Engineer

An engineer who designs Aircrafts.

"I want to be a aeronautical engineer when I grow up!"

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009

arse engineer

One of the male species that likes to the tickle to
the bum hole of another male with is {Purple Helmet Warrior

A derogatory term for males that suggets they take it up the john harris

Boyzone are a set of Arse Engineers

by Tom! July 6, 2006

engineer's guilt

The guilt you feel when you decide to have fun and take a couple hours off from doing problem sets and coding.

I went home after the party and tried to do math homework because I felt so much engineer's guilt.

by cmethyn October 8, 2012