England

RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN ETC.

I am going to england

by Simply holly October 12, 2016

england

A country that commited the worst crime in the history of man...it discovered America.

English Man 1: I'm so proud to be English, we truely are the best nation on earth.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.

by Me1990 January 11, 2008

England

England is the largest and most populous country that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It's capital is London.

England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).

The United Kingdom comprises England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. England is the largest and most populous.

by YahooInTheUSA January 12, 2008

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010

England

An average country, not brilliant, not awful. Everyone in England is stereotyped as ignorant, conceited and horrible, but you can't judge a whole group of people based on what you see in the media, and the behaviour of some pricks. No one I know particulary likes England, and I've lived here my whole life. The stereotype of conceited is just that, a stereotype. How you call a whole country ignorant based on your observation of a minority, I don't understand. Anyway, England is fine, it has its ups and downs, like every country, but it judged unfairly.

England... A country judged as 'ignorant' by people classifying a whole countries people on the minority. Yeah, who's ignorant....?

by StereotypingIsIgnorant. November 4, 2011

England

A country criticized by America because it isn’t full of people having their teeth removed and replaced with plastic so that they look "cool".
The country that invented the English language and has as much right as America to create and use slang.
A country that invented TV so pig-ignorant people could watch inacurate TV shows about how English people have bad teeth and talk weird.

England is not to be confused with "Britain."

by Choo-Choo McGrew June 3, 2007

England

Full of sheep shagging inbred bastards that suck each other of 24/7 because their dirty gay faggots

I went to England yesterday and I noticed the sheep’s arseholes were an abnormal size from what they used to be

by Killallcelticsupporters December 5, 2021