Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?
What?
So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.
You're sick, dude.
What?
So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.
You're sick, dude.
by TDubb58 October 30, 2008

A nigger with a small penis, who due to his species is unable to tell the truth or in fact even dwell within reality, so he tells all the white women (coal burners) that he is hung like an elephant
yo white ho's is gonna get stretched suck yeah niggaz ima gonna tear you up coz im a fucken elephant nigger, sheeeiiit gnome im saying
by elephantniggaz May 2, 2014

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....
by Braavosi May 22, 2003

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".
by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.
by Hoegarden October 30, 2007

1. The part of the internet that never forgets.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
2. An enormous database of every stupid thing you ever posted online.
What happened to Dave?
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
The internet elephant kept a blog post from two years ago where he called his boss an asshole. The boss found it and Now he's been scheduled to work on the weekends...
Ouch! sounds like he got trampled.
by xenex11 February 8, 2010

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012
