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Evacucation

Hurricane Evacuation turned into a short, adventure-filled vacation which usually involves sleeping on a friend of a friend's couch, sitting in awful traffic and playing drinking games while watching CNN (Take a drink every time someone says "catastrophic")
During Hurricane Gustav we went on an evacucation to Atlanta.
by MargieNOLA October 23, 2008
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partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.
I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.
by Dr. Do Little October 12, 2012
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Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.
I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.
by sameopet April 8, 2013
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pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.
The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.
by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010
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Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.
I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.
by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011
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Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine

A poetic tag used to refer to music that is seen in high regard. This term compares the sheer delight caused by a song to the orgasmic pleasure caused by rabbits ejaculating sunshine.
Daniel: Hey, is this music any good?

Joey: It’s Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine!
by Dejayelkay July 11, 2011
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rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
by scodder July 6, 2010
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