Eastover

The celebration of Easter and Passover for those that choose to celebrate both.

Eastover is the combination of Easter and Passover for Interfaith families.

by Razie April 12, 2009

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

East Milton Square

A center in the town of Milton, Massachusetts. There is absolutely nothing to see here. It's next to a supermarket and a CVS, and it consists of: a bagel joint, dry cleaners, 3 or 4 pizza places, a run of the mill Chinese food restaurant, standers bank, dunkin donuts, and an overpriced restaurant called Novaru or something. Oh and parking sucks too

I cannot find a parking spot in East Milton Square because it's this tiny spot in Milton that shouldn't even exist.

by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019

East Allegheny

A shit hole place where kids get their edumalestation they learn their ab3's and their 12c's! where most the high school students are banging their teachers! A place where rats and cockroaches mate! A shit hole establishment and a sorry excuse for a learning environment!

Im going to go down to east Allegheny and get my butt hole rammed by cockroaches in the indoor court

by Pdiary January 5, 2022

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022

Park East Day School

a loving and diverse place where all kids are accepted. the class of 2019 is the bomb.com ft. the firehoes x jdawg and gmoney! let’s go park east panthers!

yehooda: omg Ramaz sucks. i wish i could be friends with Park east day school kids!

Joshua: hey, i go to park east day school! wanna be friends?

by Billie eilish December 4, 2018