" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"
by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017
Get the half erectionmug. "Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
by benighse June 28, 2009
Get the political erectionmug. Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.
by DeathTwinkie February 4, 2008
Get the Hyper Erectionmug. When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.
by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020
Get the Half Erectmug. someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
by Joe Blow December 3, 2003
Get the Walking Erectionmug. Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.
That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.
by skankweasel October 6, 2016
Get the erection injectionmug. an undescended testicle
by chokkadubie January 23, 2013
Get the Italian erectionmug.