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New England

New Hampshire? Maine? Connecticut? Oooh, you mean those other states in Massachusetts and Friends!
by Eric Dion March 17, 2004
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New England

If the stereotypes are to be believed, then it is the land of the socialized psychopaths. According to stereotypes, the people are:
-apathetic/coldly aloof/callous
-narcissistic/arrogant/self absorbed
-shallowly charismatic/good enough at faking to get rich
-well schooled/intelligent/smart enough to get what they want
-manipulative
-deceitful
-bad drivers/impulsive drivers

However, though there are no doubt people in the region who fit such a description, there is a silent majority who are pretty good people. Some of them are just so unused to energetic or very happy personalities that they regard them with suspicion, and are uncomfortable with very friendly strangers. They warm up to a person after a while, though, when they grow use to or comfortable with them. Also, not everyone there is rich, liberal, preppy, and/or has gone to private schools. Most New Englanders that I have met live in single story (2 if you count the attic) houses on 1/4 or maybe 1/3 an acre of land, go to public school, don't give a damn about politics, and are annoyed by preps. "Wicked" as a substitute for very is common, though, as rumored.
That dude there isn't as much of an asshole as you would think. You wouldn't guess he was from New England if it wasn't for him saying "wicked awesome".
by Callie_Ko_Cat December 15, 2010
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lie on your back and think of england

face it, you're gonna get screwed.
when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.
by Kfifty July 12, 2005
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driving in England

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."
by Baz February 15, 2004
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New England Nub-Fuck

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.
"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)
by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013
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New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.
I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016
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new england voicemail

When you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your ass, and have your partner call you repeatedly.
Last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so I had to void the warranty today.
by Hebrew91hammer December 12, 2016
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