Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

emosha

coolest kid on block with cool hair and probably wants to kill everyone but doesnt

also is an emo
and thirsts over alex turner

BEING EMOSHA IS NOT A PHASE MOM

by emoshaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 15, 2022

anti-egoseismic

Thinking that the earth changes it's behavior because of your actions.

"I think all the earthquakes left because we moved in" "That's anti-egoseismic"

by Toad Red Toadstool June 12, 2012

Emosexual

The fact of being Emo and eighter gay or bisexual at the same time

Look at this Emo over there. Wait, Is he comming on to me? What an Emosexual

by Dark Wolf7171 June 4, 2009

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 2, 2003

emoment

An emo moment. A moment of emotional feelings. Usually ranging from 30 seconds, to 1:45 seconds. Then ending in a spontaneous giggle. Most likely, an emoment will happen at least twice a day, but if you already have emotional tendencies, may occur more often.
An emoment may also occur due to a severe dis, or burn.
Resulting in ice.

I cried because someone used my makeup. That is considered an emoment.
ex. You stupid cooz! you stole my eyeliner!

by shana[bags] September 24, 2007

emosexual

A person who gets brain-washed by crappy music and think they are rebels. Often where make-up, dyed hair. They do not posess a sexual organ.

Emosexuals: Hawthorne Heights, Fall Out Boy

by Sean5150 October 5, 2005