Drift

A person is drifting when they go around having sex with underage girls or boys when it’s against the law. A lot of people like to do it for sport and fun for not getting caught by the little child parents. The little child and drifter even gets off on doing it in the house while they home. Or in their bed when they gone. And the drifter goes around doing to as many underage kids trying not to get caught and go to prison for it.

As opposed to the Drift King who a lot of young girls lied about their age to be with and broke up with him when he was in love with him and wanted to marry them to force him to be with one of their friends too. Like a god to him. If he ever found out he will be so angry and mad like one of the old bulk movies. Going mean and red and huge destroying everything.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.

Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

drifting

when a couple distances but doesn’t break up. just gives space.

wow she’s drifting from me. i wonder what i did

by randomf March 10, 2023

Thread-Drift

The inevitable descent of a focused AI conversation into glorious chaos, usually within 3–7 messages. What begins as a simple request ("Help me fix this bug") ends up unpacking childhood trauma, debating metaphysics, and designing a solar-powered rum distillery on Mars.

It’s not a bug—it’s a FEATURE.

Origin:
Born from the trenches of multi-topic AI sessions where attention spans go to die. Coined by users who realized they’re not multitasking—they’re multi-existential spiraling.

Related Terms:
* Context Collapse – When multiple topics blur into a singularity of semantic soup.
* Prompt Creep – When your “one quick question” becomes a doctoral thesis.
* AI Tangent Velocity (ATV) – The speed at which a conversation fucks off into nowhere.

Pro Tips:
* Embrace it. Let the drift take you.
* Rename your chat threads before you forget what the hell happened.
* Use it as fuel for your next sci-fi short story or therapy session.

I asked ChatGPT to format a SQL query, and now we’re discussing whether time is a construct of perception. Classic thread-drift.

by segfahlt April 30, 2025

skinny drifting

Sliding on a wet floor while naked. Derived from skinny dipping.

The boys and I were skinny drifting all over the locker room.

by Dremons April 6, 2020