dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.

don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.

by pap232323 March 19, 2009

chest dong

A dildo that straps to your chest.

"You can even strap your chest dong to a chair, table, or your thigh!"

by [a][n][o][N][y][m][o][u][s] January 19, 2009

Ding Dong

The penal area of a man's genitalia

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

by David Greiner May 6, 2005

Dong Juan

Seducer of young, vulnerable women.

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.

by tsfk April 12, 2008

man dong

Ma-N D-Ong
1. N.- A male genitalia or male reproductive organ

2. Pro N.-A city in China

That Chick Sucks so much Man Dong she's practically a vaccum.

The girls went to venture the Mandong's pearly white gates.

by Doombaby November 10, 2008

Shadow of a Dong

the insecurities males keep buried deep down in their ball sac

He could mask himself from age and energy at the end of day - shaving away a 5’o clock. He could even hide his insecurities from her behind The Shadow of a Dong but his balls were full of them. Weighing heavy, his ego fragile as the thinnest layers of skin which held his sac. .

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020