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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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Distancer

A person who social distances.
You can’t get within six feet of him. He’s a social distancer.
by FiercelyPetite April 1, 2020
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Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick
Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent
by Molly gave October 19, 2020
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Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022
mugGet the Pissing distance.mug.

Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.
Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.
by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025
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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.
Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.
by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020
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