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dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.
Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.
by OnlyCW July 21, 2022
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within pissing distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"
by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Distancification

When a woman/man justifies sexual innuendo via Facebook, Twitter, etc... Due to the large distance between her and her subject.

*Instinctively, humans are habitually unaware of large distances (such as oceans) due to our inability to Fly naturally. This causes the females/males of the human race to act out in ways that seem unnatural. They feel a large distance between themselves and the subject, and therefor are inhibited much like alcohol or drugs.*
"She sexted me - but I attribute that to distancification because she's in Ireland."
by John A. Mic September 20, 2014
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Distabled

Unbalanced/ Dizzy/ Falling over/ Drunk/ belligerent/ Out of it/ Pylon/ Autistic manners
Jane kooch drank to much alcohol and became distabled.
by Stoned_Forces March 30, 2019
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