Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Discord Mod

A absolute down bad fat no life clown bozo that spends 27 hours a day moderating his discord server

p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao

by Ryiu February 26, 2022

discord fish

a way to express shock or utter disappointment

guy 1: hey i ran your kid over with my car sorry
guy 2: discord fish

by im sorry for submitting that February 26, 2022

Discord Ping

The sound you hear when you announce you're an E-Girl to a Discord Mod

I'm an E-Girl. Gets Multiple Discord Pings

by AarChan May 17, 2021

Discord Baka

A Discord Baka is a retard on discord who can not comprehend Math, Privacy, Common Sense.

"Bro stop being a Discord Baka."

by AzathothOG June 3, 2021

discord weeb

A weeb using discord always has an anime profile picture and asks for your age a lot.

Ew a discord weeb.

by ya boi6969 June 8, 2021

discord administrator

fat 30 year old living in his parents basement with a crippling superiority complex that will ban you for doing things you are allowed to do

server owner: yeah you guys can use bot commands in #general I dont care

user 1: uses a bot command in general

user 2 (admin): !ban @user 1 bot in chat

user 3: bruh the owner literally said you can use commands here, check the pins

user 2: !ban @user 3 staff disrespect

server owner: @user 2 I will be revoking your status as a discord administrator in this server due to you abusing your power

user 2: !ban @server owner staff disrespect

bot: an error has occured!

server owner: !ban @user 2 admin abuse

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021