Definition

When you are so bored that you search the definition of definition, well here you go >:T
1
a
: a statement of the meaning of a word or word group or a sign or symbol
dictionary definitions
b
: a statement expressing the essential nature of something
c
: a product of defining
2
: the action or process of stating the meaning of a word or word group
3
a
: the action or the power of describing, explaining, or making definite and clear
the definition of a telescope
her comic genius is beyond definition
b
(1)
: clarity of visual presentation : distinctness of outline or detail
improve the definition of an image
(2)
: clarity especially of musical sound in reproduction
c
: sharp demarcation of outlines or limits
a jacket with distinct waist definition
4
: an act of determining
specifically : the formal proclamation of a Roman Catholic dogma

Average guy in Ohio: Let me search the definition of definition...
Random KOALAfied Person: ok this guy's dead.

by KOALAFIEDt December 12, 2022

troll definition

Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.

Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!

by B52Stratofortress July 25, 2014

fake definition

Inaccurate definition of terms previously accurately defined in Urban Dictionary that are used for deceptive purposes.

The most recently stated definition of {boofed or Devil's triangle are examples of a fake definition as well as perjury when defined that way under oath.

by GEK October 2, 2018

writing definition

When you have nothing to

I am writing definition now

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Missing Definition

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary which enjoys a fine and happy life, generating views and many thumbs up and down. It enters the language triumphantly, good people everywhere now using it. Then, in an instant, the word or phrase mysteriously vanishes from Urban Dictionary, and no one seems to know why.

He hunted for the missing definition. It was gone from his own pages. For a day or two it still showed up in the search bar, and in a Google search, then went completely AWOL. The author, deciding to re-submit it, got the "oops" message - the definition already existed - even though it didn't. Paging Sherlock Holmes.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Political definitions

A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.

Someone: Searches Joe Biden

*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*

Political definitions

by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary April 13, 2021

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

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