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David

One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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David

David has great music taste.
by Strrurbf March 13, 2022
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David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
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David

David is a good husband for Denisha.
David is a good husband for Denisha
by jatpun March 2, 2022
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David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys
David has a huge throbbing cock
by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020
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