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danish

Texting and driving is "danish."

It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.

Smoking is "danish" to your health.
by Bed time February 11, 2010
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DANKSTER

dope + gangster put together, duh.
by lil moldy caeser August 12, 2009
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Dangst

DAAAAANG! + ANGST = Dangst.
A deep seated feeling of dread that develops when a strong, instant, physical attraction goes terribly wrong for someone with social anxiety. The sufferer is so paralyzed by a profound and deep-seated spiritual condition of insecurity and despair that they are unable to make even the most rudimentary of social gestures toward the object of their affection, and are fully aware that they are wasting a golden opportunity and failing themselves. Rather than just nut up and initiate conversation they will spend their time(possibly much longer) in the presence of the person in extreme inner turmoil- alternately admonishing themselves for not making a move and imagining pleasing possible social/sexual scenarios with said hot person.
noun:
Much dangst will be suffered at this Valentine's Day rpg tournament tonight.
exclamation:
Daaaaang there is that flaxen haired viking guy I briefly stalked online in real life, at this crap party...I could totally talk to him about metal, he looks bored- and sooo sexy with his hair loose... there was my window...there my window still is...wide open... this should be easy! Why isn't this easy?! i wish i was drunk WHY DID I QUIT DRINKING?! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME????... ! (grips forehead intensely)
"DANGST!!!"
by zene13 February 15, 2009
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Dangus

A Dangus is meat between your buns. Dangus means many things. Examples of the Dangus is: Penis, Dong, Johnson, throbbing erection, Semi erection, War hammer, drilling devise, sword, one-eyed wonder worm, carrot, etc. Generally the word Dangus is used as a male genitalia.
You are so pretty. Would you like to see my Dangus?
I will beat you with my Dangus!
That motherfu#king Python ain't got sh*t on my Dangus!
Angus that's a big Dangus!

Look, its the Dangus Orangutangus!!

Please, please bang us Mr. Dangus!

And thats Word on my Seed!!!
by Floppy Dangus!!! HA! November 20, 2010
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cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
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Dankshire

Derived from the work "dank". A word used to describe something of excessive dankness, usually referring to a location that is really awesome thus explaining the "Shire" ending.
Matt: "bro, have you eaten at that new restaurant on 4th ave?"

Tom: "yea dog, it was the dankshire"
by Vanilla Weis November 6, 2010
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danish thimble

When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.
"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."
by TRAPDD November 29, 2013
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