dirty poodle

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.

I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.

by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007

Dirty Fur Flossin'

Dirty Fur Flossin' - the name given to the act of performing oral sex on someone with pubic hair.

Example - So things started getting really hot and heavy. Next thing I know she has my junk in her mouth and she was dirty fur flossin' me like it was going to bring world peace.

by fartytoot January 26, 2009

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 15, 2009

Dirty Emir

While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...

Emir Gomez fled Mexico after performing the Dirty Emir on an unsuspecting stripper.

by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010

Dirty Discount

The act of getting a great discount for walking around barefoot in Santa Cruz and being disgusting, while the store clerk feels sorry for you.

*Jenn* How'd you get that bag for such a cheap price Dani?
*Dani* Just the dirty discount babbby!

by 144 July 10, 2010

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.

"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.

by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014