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sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015
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Nerd Cred

Short for nerd credibility. It's anything you say or do that gives credibility to the claim that you are a nerd.
James lost all his nerd cred when he couldn't name a single marvel superhero.
by Obara April 20, 2017
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Take Credit

To take credit means to accept honor for an achievement. The implication is that the honor is not deserved. Someone might take credit for inventing something.
Person A: Yo bro, thanks for turning the bully down.
Person B: It's okay bruv, not a big deal.
Person A: You probably should take credit for doing that.
by Negligible Dude May 13, 2021
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Mommy’s credit card

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.
Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...
by TrashCompactor69 October 23, 2019
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Credit Card terrorism

Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism

1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.

2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).

3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).

4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?

5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.

6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009
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credit card

The process of falling down, legs spread, and hitting an object in the anal or groin region, usually followed by intense pain and urination.
Eric was sliding down the staircase when he slipped and credit carded himself on the railing.
by 41R1K May 11, 2006
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street cred

short for street credibility
(n)- repsect from urban communities. usually something essential for making it big in the rap world. it is wrongly percieved as being a straight up gansta or committing crimes. street cred is something one can earn, even a rich kid or suburb-dweller. if you have went through a tough childhood or life but have worked hard to make something of yourself (like me), then you can earn street cred, even if you are not from the streets. if ghetto kids like a rap artist who started out rich, but rapped about important things in life and is simply a good rapper, then that rapper has street cred. if you buy a rap album just because the rapper is gansta, then you are fucked up.
a funny thing is, most street rappers are not that great, some of the greatest lyricists of all time were not always from 'tha ghetto'
non-ghetto/street rappers who have earned street cred:
the streets to some extent
kanye west
run-dmc
rakim one of the greatest lyricists, who cares if he is street?
vanilla ice not really, he lied about it
ja rule he was not straight up gangsta, but has still earned much street cred, which was unfortunately lost
by this website is ruined February 4, 2007
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