cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011

whipped cream

a really sweet thing to put on

1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man

Put some whipped cream on me baby

Yes, sir!

by 44dinablowurhorn44 May 16, 2007

Cream The Cookie

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

by MC Clitty McClitster June 25, 2006

Cream Trampoline

A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.

Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.

by Denver Dudes March 29, 2011

cream

The smoke generated from smoking a rather strong joint.

good cream ken

by creamy ken March 20, 2004

Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013