Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

by anonymous November 6, 2020

crank cankers

Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Bitch gave me crank cankers!

by NoCrankCankersHere April 28, 2014

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Crank start

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.

I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.

by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020