Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 16, 2019

cousin sandwich

When you go to fantasy girls and sandwich a sloot between you and your cousin and high five and talk about baseball while she gasps for air.

Bro the cousin sandwich last was unforgettable. Johnson was unbelievable.

by bconz20 October 13, 2021

Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 08, 2020

Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock

don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.

by da coochie killa January 17, 2021

Cousin dupree

Someone male soliciting incestual. Illicit sex with a relative. The term comes from an old steely dan song of. The same name. The chorus/refrain in the song is: "how about a kiss from your cousin dupree?"

Lisa:I'm not going to my family reunion this year. Beds:why not? Lisa: cousin dupree!

by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021

Half Cousin

A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.

My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.

by Excrushman November 08, 2020