Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

Cotton Mouth

The Slang Meaning A Dry Mouth From Vaping Or Smoking

I got cotton mouth from getting high last night

by KyCorso April 24, 2023

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013

blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019