A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016
Get the cooter cooler mug."Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
Get the Cooter gouda mug.Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!
Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
by kikishorty September 28, 2021
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Get the cousin cooter mug.The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008
Get the cooter stamp mug.Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.
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