by CustardSoil September 21, 2022
Get the Matty Coopermug. (noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.
(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012
Get the Cooper Coonsmug. by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022
Get the Cooper momentmug. When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.
"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."
by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011
Get the Cooper's Cobwebsmug. v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.
by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011
Get the Anderson Coopermug. by h_moment_1205 July 29, 2023
Get the Brett Coopermug. v. and n. -When you hook-up with a girl , but never speak to her again, ever provide closure in the "relationship", and avoid her at all costs.
Dude, that guy is a dick, he cooper bombed that girl and she was crying like crazy the next day.
My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.
Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.
My friend can't get any girls anymore because he cooper bombed the last one he dated and now he has a bad reputation as a douch.
Ryan Cooper cooper bombs all the girls because he is a pimp.
by krazemon February 9, 2009
Get the Cooper Bombmug.