Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.

Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.

by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009

polly cooper

The oldest Cooper sister in Riverdale, and the leader of a cult.

Person: do you think it will be revealed that polly cooper is the leader of a cult in season 3?
Me: definitely!!

by someone19383 September 30, 2018

fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.

Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians

by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019

Cooper moment

A moment in which someone says or does something dumb/stupid

hahaha that’s such a cooper moment 🤣🤣😂😂😇😇😇😇

by Urmomismyfavvv March 2, 2022

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

Anderson Cooper

v. process of pulling out a Nokia flip phone to record an event because you want to be stealthy and then getting attacked by a gang of people. Most of the time these people will be Egyptian.

I did an Anderson Cooper the other day at a concert and I ended up in the hospital crying.

by Brolasaraptor April 3, 2011