con div

A sick, handsome, gnarly dude who can rock many styles and is good at everything he does, he has many talents of many sorts. Con Divs typically have 5 ft schlongs as well

Dude you're such a Con Div

by Con Div January 16, 2017

death con

You are Kanye West and also an idiot

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3

by somerando223 October 9, 2022

Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010

air-con

Popping a mint before giving a blowjob to give a recipient a cooling sensation.

Want air-con? $5 extra.

by Lord Villa April 16, 2010

Comic-Con

A place filled with nerds, cosplayers, weirdos and fat ugly people.

I feel so ugly, i'm gonna go to Comic-Con to recover my self esteem. Next to those people i'm gangsta!

by spiderkarnage July 24, 2011

con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

by Sarah Downing April 27, 2006

Con Dawg

When you take a corn dog, and shove it a penetrable area. In a womens case a vagina or an anus. In homosexuals case just an ass hole. Then quickly replace the corn dog with the penis or strap on and eat the corn dog.

Conor didnt eat dinner, and was hungry and horny at the same time. Therefore he decided to con dawg Kerry.

by John Magooch October 22, 2009