Columbia

A planned community in central Maryland. The vision of James Rouse in the 1960's.

Not a town, not a city, but huge and threatening to take over surrounding areas like Scaggsville and Clarksville, Columbia is also notorious for many nursing homes and being "Suburban Nation".

"Dude, there's nothing to do in Columbia after 9. The only 24/7 place is the 7-11."

by Columbian April 23, 2005

Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017

no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] February 20, 2007

Columbian Highway

the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of a man's penis

"That bitch just gave me a Columbian highway!" or "Have you ever had a Columbian highway?"

by Dr.Mushroom December 27, 2008

Columbian Margarita

The act of "sprinkling" cocaine around the anal sphincter prior to giving the subject a "rim job". The cocaine represents the salt of a Margarita Rimmer.

Remember the disco days? I sure had my share of Columbian Margaritas

by PB3P0 August 29, 2010

columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.

while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog

by kanyewasright June 15, 2010

Colombo

1. A man of few words
2. To be straightforward to someone, with very few words

To kick it straight and to be straight up"

Taken from Colombo the detective

"I'll be Colombo with you... your getting Fat"

by Mo Meta May 5, 2006