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Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.
Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker
by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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cocksickle

A frozen but still edible cock....certain males such as olivers,munns's and eddys enjoy cocksickles to relax at the weekend
Guy1-Oh man i just had the tastiest strawberry cocksickle, other guy- Woah venkat you get so much cock
by Oliver munns April 4, 2009
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Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected
Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.
by JakeHudz May 1, 2009
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cocksock

Nice tits, and man, what a cocksock!!
by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004
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Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.
T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.
by dude lebowski May 30, 2009
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Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.
All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.
by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017
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Cocksickle

During the winter, a man is likely to feel his dick getting cold. Having a boner while your cock is cold, is called a cocksickle (may be smaller than normal erections due to the low temperature.)
Gary: "Man, i was able to maintain a boner all through the winter night!"
Jerry: "So you had a Cocksickle?"
Gary: "I guess so."
by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018
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