A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.
me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.
by Pi-nut January 19, 2017
Get the cockblockjutsu mug.The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.
Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.
John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?
Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?
Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.
by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019
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by Cocknocker9000 March 6, 2021
Get the Cocknocker mug.CockBlock is when your friend keeps stopping you from engaging in sexual activity, fourth time at New Year’s Eve is an example and the tag CockBlock is appropriate. Don’t be that person, go home to six dogs and go for a walk instead.
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Get the CockBlock mug.Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.
by Wilby Daniels December 7, 2013
Get the Ewok Cockblock mug.When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.
Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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