by 35ozs June 19, 2020
Get the Chomug. While I see someone has written a definite for a silent but deadly fart in Farsi..I must say the way they taught the pronunciation is absolutely incorrect. Three correct way to pronounce Cho's..notice there is an accent on the "o"..is think of the word "stole"... Eliminate "ST" from "ST"OLE. .. Then replace the "ST" with "CH". So now we have to eliminate "LE" from STO"LE" ..and replace that with an "S"..KEEP IN MIND THE "O" WE ARE USING IN "CHO'S" SOUNDS LIKE THE "O" IN STOLE. OKAY. NOW, are you ready for an authentic Iranian joke with an example of the word "Cho's" in it? ****(we'll get there later- BUT SOME IMPORTANT INFO PERTAINING TO THIS JOKE...GOOZ means loud fart in FARSI) TWO CHO'SES were playing in the park, A GOOZ COMES ALONG AND ASKS THEM IF SHE CAN PLAY. THE Cho'ses SAY, "I'm sorry but our mother told us we need to play quietly"****.. this is where you laugh. The end.
Omg, I totally Cho'sed in the elevator... There were five people, and I was dressed pretty sharp so no one suspected it was me. I acted very upset about the whole situation and turned it around on my neighbor. Now he is the scum of the whole complex because of my rancid Cho's that crept from my pretty behind like a ninja in the night never to be seen... Only to have felt my wrath.
by ProsperaProserpina84 August 28, 2019
Get the Cho'smug. The big man running shit from day one. Dont let your girl by him or she's gonna get her cheeks clapped. Also a very kindand carring person who's gonna treat her so right that she will leave your scrubby ass.
by Cocopuffdaddy July 20, 2018
Get the Chomug. A corruption of HO team, which stands for hyper-offense.
HO team is pronounced as H-O, but cho team is pronounced how it's spelled.
HO team is pronounced as H-O, but cho team is pronounced how it's spelled.
by OJTastesGood January 3, 2023
Get the Cho Teammug. A pedophile....Scum of the earth.... Someone who sexually abuses children....Chomo is a child molester....criminal sexual conduct (csc) against a child is known as a pedo, pedophile or chomo!
Lester Lester the child molester is a known chomo (cho-mo).
My Hanks has been to many chomo (cho-mo) partys on epstein Island.
Mr. Espstein is the king of chomos!
My Hanks has been to many chomo (cho-mo) partys on epstein Island.
Mr. Espstein is the king of chomos!
by Gotti Italiano August 6, 2023
Get the Chomo (cho-mo)mug. by yjinthefreezer November 19, 2023
Get the cho kimug. When you show politeness or kindness towards a friend. It translates to sucking a dick. The correlation here is that sucking a dick provides pleasure to the receiver, hence when you're people pleasing it is LOD CHOSING.
by Boofu member September 12, 2022
Get the Lod Chosmug.