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clipper fan

We're never getting back together. Why are you acting like a clipper fan?
by lake_show January 17, 2017
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choppers

Yellow, leather, insulated mittens from Minnesota.

Origin: Motorcyclists eager to get their bikes out after a long Minnesota winter would head out of state on their bikes wearing these yellow mittens for warmth. They would show up in the warmer climates still wearing their mittens and out of towners started calling the yellow mittens "choppers" in reference to both their bikes and winter weather gear.
Out of towner biker: Nice yellow gloves dickhole!

Minnesota biker:They're not gloves they're choppers you vagina monologue.
by MKUltra64 January 31, 2018
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Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014
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balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.
I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.
by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016
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kangaroo clipper

When your banging her up the ass as you jump up and down on on the bed. Then jump up and two foot her in the back smashing her into the headboard
by Firefunnies July 2, 2017
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lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.
Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?
by JoBonBon July 31, 2017
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Cloud Clipper

A cloud clipper is your crush's crush. When think you even have the slightest chance of hope, they come in all sly and take their attention away from you.
Omg Brittney's such a cloud clipper!
I was talking to Steve today, like omg he's so hot! but then fat Patricia had come along and took him away. What a cloud clipper!!!!!
by none_ya_nacho_bussines101 August 4, 2018
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