Cheeky Hog

The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog

Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched

by Wad of Dick October 28, 2009

Cheeky Sniff

The act of scratching a sweaty ballsack or arsehole and swiftly sniffing your fingers

Person 1: *scratches arsehole and sniffs fingers*
Person 2: did you just have a cheeky sniff?
Person 1: no

by Win Kee July 9, 2016

cheeky half

A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.

"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"

by elBlandie September 13, 2016

Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

CheekTime

The art of Ass
kissing

Bob spends a lot of time in the bosses office getting in some CheekTime, since he sucks at his job

by Hdlvr August 16, 2019

Cheeks on Cheetos

Cheeks on Cheetos is basically used to describe anyone that is super suspicious or very sus-like.

*you walk in on your cousin kissing another boy* “Oh hell na, I always knew you were Cheeks on Cheetos Sean!”
“It’s not what it looks like!”

by Yesguysensei11 July 11, 2021

Cheeky Czaplas

A highly sophisticated event consisting of Czapla and his fellow immensely intelligent associates.
This event is usually some sort of conference between Czapla and his associates where they discuss global events such as: 'FNaF' 'The One Minute Silence Challenge' 'Try Not to Spoon Each Other Challenge' and many more.

Hey guys, we should hold another Cheeky Czaplas. At my house this time maybe?

by Czapla January 1, 2022