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blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.
I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.
by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018
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Jain chain

a very fun game
Person 1: JAIN CHAIN!!

Everyone: JAIN CHAAAAAIN! JAIN-JAIN-JAIN-JAIN-JAIN
by ecyrbdowny March 15, 2022
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la chain

Rabbi: Everyone make a toast!
Jews: L’chaim

Joey: la chain
by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz’ September 25, 2023
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chain chewer

A person who chews a whole pack of gum in one day. When they run out they suddenly get bad breath (withdrawals) and get another pack ASAP.
Dude John always has a piece of gum in his mouth. He's definitely a chain chewer!
by Cj Bird January 1, 2008
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alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock
I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.
by Kevin May 30, 2003
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off the chains

dem rims is off the chians
by smokey January 9, 2004
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Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
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