cheeky certified

Mostly used in Philadelphia: When an American person approves of your proficiency in English.

You are for sure cheeky certified, but to be safe, I would recommend you take a TOEFL test.

by bubatzbutbatz May 24, 2024

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024

certified degen

A Professional Trader who invest their entire portfolio hoping for a Moon. A Gambler Who will bet everything on anything they think is bullish.

limited amount of Exclusive Artwork Created by the creator of the word "certified degen" only available for @punkxape holders.

FRIEND:You need to stop investing all your money into NFTs. You haven't even Profited anything.
FRIEND 2: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS ARTWORK? LOOK AT THEIR FLOOR PRICE.

I became a certified degen after getting into NFTs.

by 1.eth June 6, 2022

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

Certified Booty Boy

A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.

Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself

Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?

Dude 1: Right 😏

by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022

Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022