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rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.
Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!
by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014
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lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane
Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.
by aretegroup December 2, 2016
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palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.
This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy
by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006
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booty candy

Mistress, side piece, sex toy, booty call; usually referring to the person a high profile business man or head of state is having an affair with
Did you hear the rumors that the Prime Minister brought his booty candy on an official visit to South America? I'm sure his wife must know!
by Bootycandylover August 12, 2016
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Electromagnetic candy

Electromagnetic candy is any electrical object, usually computers or spaceships or mp3 players, that is bait and attracts geeks or others in general.

Electromagnetic Candy is a reference to an analogy used in the Farscape episode "Green Eyed Monster" where electromagnetic fields are attractive to Budongs.
"I was on the way to my Job interview, but I was distracted by the electromagnetic candy at JB Hi-Fi"

Question: "What present do you want for your birthday"
Answer :"Electromagnetic candy"

Question: "How good is that video game?"
Answer: "It is Electromagnetic Candy"
by Rattle July 14, 2007
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Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"
i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"
by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014
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Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.
Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!
by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009
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