caleb

A funny guy,like's music, Love to lick keyboard,sexy,Crazy,makes teacher goes Crazy, When he pee you will hear "ah..f**k me ah", he like to talk about dicks and about his shit.

girl: look it's caleb Run
caleb: I want to lick you're pussy

girl:911 help

by Tarq makes October 25, 2016

caleb

the weakest person you will ever meet.he is a total dick that thinks hes smart but hes not.

that looks like a caleb dude

by caleb mcchicken flakes 101 April 26, 2017

Calebing

The act of annoying the shit out of everyone and being a tool.

Ryan: "Can you stop fucking calebing?!"

by datcalebdoee November 1, 2013

caleb

a tall skinny tree located in the Forbidden Forest. This tree sometimes comes alive and enters human form. The lank of its human form divulges its true identity.

Oh dear! I just spotted the caleb running from the forest! We must alert Harry Potter.

by Treeweird March 11, 2009

caleb

a dirty white male with blonde hair typically has a small penis and is proud of it.

ew look at that honkie hes such a caleb

by ThinkBig789 January 10, 2012

CALEB

FAT AND BLACK

JEWS GAY FAT CUNT HAHA SO CALEB BRO

by CALEBS FAT May 31, 2018

caleb

a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface

"quit bein such a caleb"

by dildo muncher January 14, 2008