smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021

Air Cocaine

The white stuff known as snow that falls from the sky

Look at all the Air cocaine that is falline

by Froggie01 December 8, 2016

Cocaine Clit

The female equivalent to whiskey dick but after, well, you know...

Becky - “How was it the other night?”
Sammy - “Yeah, was it good?”
Laura - “Guys, I couldn’t do it. I got that cocaine clit...”

by ClarissaXxOooxxXo July 29, 2020

Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.

Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"

by The Real Academic July 28, 2018

Robbie Cocaine

Also known as Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.

by gregben October 16, 2022

curt cocaine

Load a blank into a shotgun ram as much cocaine in the barrel as you can then shoot yourself in the face

“Lets get wild this weekend and hit a fuckin curt cocaine!!”

by PatrickPaine April 28, 2022