"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"
by ERIN WILSON August 23, 2008
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
by hamezz November 01, 2011
Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
by Windrider79 November 22, 2013
The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.
Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
by Daniel9787 August 03, 2009
A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
by bflirty March 09, 2010
A cougar or a majestic feline that is swanky. They could be ugly AF but they might be very swank. ✌🏻
Brooke: He’s sure swanky!!
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar
Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar
Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan November 17, 2019
Cougar to a young male at the bar: "You play your cards right I might let you feel my cougar pocket."
by msmayhemm August 24, 2010