"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"
by ERIN WILSON August 23, 2008
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
by hamezz November 01, 2011
Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
by Windrider79 November 22, 2013
The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.
Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
by Daniel9787 August 03, 2009
A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
by bflirty March 09, 2010
The growl that a sexy-ass woman emits during any sexual act, or in anticipation of The Act. Typically, the woman is in her 30s, and may have children. I love it!
The term may be used in a text or FB message to a loved one, i.e. *cg* or *CG* (if she's really gettin' into it, and is interested in some dirty sex SOON!) Regardless, a little "*cg*" gets the point across and allows the text/FB recipient know that "It is ON" once the kids are tucked in.
The term may be used in a text or FB message to a loved one, i.e. *cg* or *CG* (if she's really gettin' into it, and is interested in some dirty sex SOON!) Regardless, a little "*cg*" gets the point across and allows the text/FB recipient know that "It is ON" once the kids are tucked in.
*cg* = cougar growl
by nate diggitty d.o.g.g. September 13, 2011
by lysistrata jones September 24, 2013