Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011

Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

cotton brothers

cocaine, heroin and morphine are the three cotton brothers. They are labelled this because the user will need some cotton to filter the drug before shooting.

If your slamming with the cotton brothers, life is only getting worse. A long road to addiction.

by Enter Samman- never never-land March 25, 2013

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

by socalsta January 12, 2014

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019