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Corn

A person (man or woman) originating from Mexico that never tries to learn english and never becomes americanized no matter how long they have lived in the U.S.
The laundry mat was overflowing with corns.
by Bootch143 May 21, 2011
mugGet the Cornmug.

Corn Dogging

The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
Sean was being a punk so I Corn Dogged him.
by Albino Sasquatch May 23, 2005
mugGet the Corn Doggingmug.

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.
According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.
by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015
mugGet the corn clockmug.

corn pusher

a term used to describe someone that enjoys administering anal sex. the pitcher in the battery.
when he's not driving the ice cream truck, rick is such a corn pusher.
by baconaise May 21, 2009
mugGet the corn pushermug.

corn people

anyone from middle america (specifically the midwest) who lives within, is particularly fond of, or rarely leaves the corn (the corn refers to any US state that is west of Pennsylvania and east of Colorado that also does not border an ocean or the Gulf of Mexico)
Holly: Did you see all those corn people in Times Square this morning?
Amy: Yeah they we’re wearing matching t-shirts and visors and they took up the whole sidewalk.
by hahahafunnyguy August 22, 2020
mugGet the corn peoplemug.

Corn Gnome

Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."

You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
by SayHuh?? October 17, 2010
mugGet the Corn Gnomemug.

Kettle Corn

Troy: Kettle Corn! That's A Funtime snack!
by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning April 19, 2011
mugGet the Kettle Cornmug.

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