Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"
"EAT THE CORN"
by LayItonYou March 21, 2007
The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
by Albino Sasquatch May 21, 2005
by grimly fiendish July 19, 2015
by baconaise May 21, 2009
Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."
You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
by SayHuh?? October 14, 2010
anyone from middle america (specifically the midwest) who lives within, is particularly fond of, or rarely leaves the corn (the corn refers to any US state that is west of Pennsylvania and east of Colorado that also does not border an ocean or the Gulf of Mexico)
Holly: Did you see all those corn people in Times Square this morning?
Amy: Yeah they we’re wearing matching t-shirts and visors and they took up the whole sidewalk.
Amy: Yeah they we’re wearing matching t-shirts and visors and they took up the whole sidewalk.
by hahahafunnyguy August 23, 2020
by TroyAndAbedInTheMorning March 31, 2011