Twinge in my Cooch

whenever you have a feeling outside of the ordinary in your cooch. Whether it’s being excited, scared, nervous, sad, cringe, etc

I’m so excited!! I have a twinge in my cooch!!

I’m so nervous to take this chemistry test, I have a twinge in my cooch.

by mycoochieisquaking35 November 21, 2018

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

skanky skanky cooch

a really, really, slutty girl, or a fag or a vagina infested with thousands of STD's,. it is an extremly insulting word...worse the the N word (nigger)

most commonly used as an insult to Alex O' Brien

Hey man did you see that skanky skanky cooch?

yea Alex is a fucking fag...

by dont make me get my nine cunt May 8, 2005

Dyke Cooch Cookoff

A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.

Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.

by fanbladesaresharp July 11, 2006

Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg January 4, 2008